What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 00:28

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
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-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill